Saturday, July 24, 2010

GI Joe Toy Commercials from the Late 80's/Early 90's.....

Whoever designed these commercials deserves a freakin' medal. Hilariously catchy weapons jingles, backed by some wicked canned cock rock. I could almost see the whoever did the vocals/lyrics singing for an RAC band or something haha.




"SEA RAY IS A FIGHTIN' MACHINNNNNE, GONNA BLOW THAT JOE TO SMITHEREENS!"



"MACHINE GUN CANNON AND A ROCKET TOWER, ROLLING THUNDER's AN AWESOME POWERRRR"



"COBRA IMP'S A TOWER ROCKIN' POWERRRRRR" (Announcer: Rocket's seperate to lay down anti-vehicle mines) "THAT'S WHY THE IMP'S SO IMPORTANT TO COBRAAAA!"



"CO-BRA RATT-LER IT'S THE WICKEDEST WEAPON YET Y'KNOWWWWW"

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