Friday, February 25, 2011

"Damn Nigga!"


Monday, February 21, 2011

Tabla Video

Starting at :22...... what it sounds like when superman hits a bong.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Legend of Kaspar Hauser

Thought this was a good read.

Tuck Your Chains In pt. 2

So i guess this English gangster rapper named Rowdy-T jacked Yung Berg when he was overseas. In the above video you can see Rowdy-T speak for himself about the robbery. This guy wishes he was from the U.S. so bad.......he attempts to sound hard but instead sounds like a retard.

"I've never been a fan of batman, but I've been a fan of "robbin"."

Wow....and bragging about jackin' a chain from some R&B faggot doesn't make you a hardrock, dude's basically snitching on himself in the video. It comes off as some sort of contrived publicity stunt in order to get people to check him out. This strategy only works if you don't suck a giant dong, which he most definitely does.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Fuck pt. 4

Going in for surgery at Cook County Hospital this Tuesday. I could write a book about all the sketchy/weird shit I've seen in the past week while spending time in various parts of the building. A few highlights:

-350 pound black woman has a crazy seizure in the middle of a packed waiting room filled with hundreds of people
-People shooting dope/smoking rocks in the bathroom
-Homeless dudes who basically live there
-Sketchy pill popping russian dude with kanji neck tattoos with fucking gangrene on his hand. He made a little joke in the waiting room about waiting so long that he had developed gangrene. Little did I know he was dead serious. His fingers were like little green nubs, looked like some kind of crazy flesh eating bacteria. He also had a bullet wound from a previous altercation. Not surprising at all.
-Waiting 10 hours only to be told to come back another day to wait another 10 hours.

At this point I just want to get this over with. So sick of that place.

Reggio's Pizza

Eating one right now. I love the butter-crust.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Tuck your chains in your shirts.....

Pretty funny rap video calling out rappers who've got their chain snatched. Dude also displays a litany of iced out chains purportedly took from other MC's. Apparently he's way into street level robbery for real.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Fuck pt. 3

Went to County Hospital today, sat for 6 hours only to be told to come back two days from now. Some 300 pound black lady had a gnarly seizure in the middle of the room which was pretty nuts. I just want to get this shit fucking over with.

Tahitian Treat

I just want to take a moment to discuss one of my favorite non-alchoholic drinks, Tahitian Treat fruit punch. This is the best remedy for cotton mouth. It tastes like the fruitiest fruit punch imaginable, and is very carbonated as well. As you take the first sip, your mouth becomes awash with explosive flavor that tingles your tastebuds in a deeply pleasurable way. It has like 100 grams of sugar, but it's just way too good. Oh yea, it's only 99 cents too.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

High Times Centerfold May 1977

Click to view a larger picture. Another example of yesterday's top shelf being the schwag of today. This looks like trimmings, are there even any buds on there or are you expected to just smoke leaves?

Monday, February 7, 2011

Back in the Saddle Again

First I want to direct your attention to this video. It shows a piece of glass blown in tribute to that dude who saw a double rainbow, freaked out and recorded the whoe thing and posting it on the net. It's almost a triple bubbler and is just plain sick. i think there's 4 different artists who fused their pieces together to create one gargantuan bubbler. I bet one hit off this thing would totally cave your chest in. Simply amazing.

Then I want you to soak this in:

and finally go here and take a look at one of my favorite blogs. It's made by one of the dudes in that band The Lawarence Arms who everyone likes,

Sunday, February 6, 2011

More fuck.

Went to County Hospital the night before the blizzard. Got in and out in like 3 and a half hrs. Not bad considering it's usually 8-12 hrs. I need to have surgery and they're arranging all of that too. Thank god for places like this. Typing with my left hand sucks so I'm not gonna say too much more right now. I'll try to scan and post something a bit later.