Thursday, May 19, 2011

High School Disciplinary Reports






I found this digging through some old files. I was a little punk rock asshole and gave the staff at my high school frequent headaches. This is all my disciplinary reports for a 6 month period of time. Looking back, this shit cracks me up. Especially the "Charlie is looking at skinhead sites again", getting caught looking at "Dirty Schoolgirls.com" which was actually a punk rock site of sorts....and of course the walking on tables, frequent cussing out of teachers, and other assorted mischief.

Some Favorites:

09/21/00 INSUBORDINATION
When asked to turn down walkman 3 times, student became verbally combative. Teacher left the room to get security, when she came back student was sitting at teacher's desk with feet on the table. Saturday Detention with parental involvement.

11/08/00 FIGHTING BEHAVIOR
Threw a water bottle at Dan Weissig on the bus, claimed in hall DW asked,"Why do you dress like that?, You look gay" 3 weeks ago. 1st time seeing DW since then Charlie confronted him, fight on moving bus ensued.

02/09/01 DISRESPECT
Student sticks out tongue at staff after they reported him for innapropriate behavior.

02/16/01 INSUBORDINATION AND CLASS DISRUPTION
Student turned in old assignment in an attempt to pass it off as new. On Skinhead sites again, 3 minutes late to class. Saturday Detention issued.

03/07/01 INAPROPIATE BEHAVIOR
Charlie was walking on the cafeteria tables during period 8......he was spoken to about this a week ago by Dean Bylsma.

05/07/01 THEFT
Theft on chicken sandwich from cafe 8th period. Brought back up by Fred. Admitted iit, said, "Why are you always trying to fucking pin stuff on me".

05/13/01 OBSCENE LANGUAGE
After handing back an assignment in CAC.....Charlie said in loud voice "What a fucking joke". Next incident of inn. language=Out of School Suspension

05/16/01 INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
Off task again in computer class. On site "Dirty Schoolgirls" Band guestbook to sign and Get Addicted Web site.

2 comments:

  1. Hah the best part is stealing the chicken sandwich!

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  2. Those things were fucking good too....

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